THIS is going to be me (link)

Except not nearly as dumb-looking, and with a point!

2 days until Montreal...

States Ranked Smart to Dumb (link)

Yeah number 8! I'm pretty sure I pulled this one on my own... Did I mention I got a 33 on the ACT? They mention me by name in the article. Third or fifth paragraph or something.

If it weren't for my roommate "The cat ran away! Oh wait no, it's on your bed... three feet away from me" we'd be ranked higher. Let's throw rocks at her.

Babies

After watching several hours of "reality-tv baby shows," I have decided that I'm going to have so many drugs when I go through childbirth, my baby will be stoned until it turns three.

3 weeks

... until commencement!

Death Quiz

Apparently I will die at age 83 in August 2066 from cancer.

Not bad... It's at least better than the last death quiz I took that said "You will be murdered tomorrow."

After which they accidentally clubbed 10,000 baby seals and sold their fur... accidentally... (link)

How can someone look so much like a child-molester, yet so cute at the same time?*

Lindsey: Have you ever had a chantico? (Starbucks type of hot chocolate)
Pete: No... is that one of those little ferret-dog things?

*Cute is meant in the non-attracted to sense, but in the "aww, that is such a cute puppy" sense.

Aww...

What is that thing on your lap and why is it holding a candelabra? --Manna

Best Snow Angel EVER

My Hero

My New Career

I've taken up oil painting. I'm not good at it, but I am going to drop out of school (4 weeks before graduation) to pursue it as a career. My first painting (shown above) is for sale. It's a steal at only $5,000,000. Make the check out to Lindsey. The painting is titled "Suck this, Pete" in acknowledgement of someone who remains unsupportive of my new career choice.

I'm closest to the unabomber... Hmm...

You are a Social Liberal (76% permissive) and an... Economic Conservative (85% permissive) You are best described as a: Libertarian Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Jumping on the blog-wagon... HAH!

Inspired by *AHEM* others with blogs, I decided to create one of my own. Albeit, mine won't be dumb.

Okay, that's a lie. It will be incredibly dumb. But hopefully also entertaining.