* I am currently wearing a winter hat (with ear flaps and strings, and a puffball on top), a college t-shirt, and rolled up sweatpants. (All in different shades of red).
* I get up at 6:30 AM on Saturdays and clean, although that is the ONLY time that I clean.
* I shred lots of things in my shredder. In fact, I shred every chance I get. I am tempted to shred the NY Times.
* I have an odd schedule for someone who works a regular job. It's not uncommon for me to go to bed at 5 (am OR pm) and wake up at 5 (am OR pm).
* I watch weird shows.
* I talk to myself. I often laugh at jokes in the shower. Often they are ones that I previously made. "Hah! I said that yesterday. That was HILARIOUS."
* I get lots of deliveries. Let's leave this one alone.
* I have lots of visitors. Some at odd hours.
* I produce a lot of garbage - most of it is Diet Coke containers.
* They hear me shouting things like "BREW NOW BROWN COW" and "THATS MY HOUSE" - even though I live alone.
* I watch them.
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Concrete Plan for The Weekend of Productivity
1. Read all three Scientific American magazines that I received yesterday. Apparently when I subscribed for a year, they thought I meant a year's worth of back issues, all in one day. They were mistaken.
2. Drink coffee. And water. And juice. Basically just drink a lot, but not alcohol. Unless it's in coffee. Or water. Or Juice.
3. Lesson-plan, grade, and all that other teacher blah-blah.
4. Hang out with Shoop Shoop. Although, I haven't actually discussed that with her.
5. Get groceries delivered today. I ordered a lot to be worth the $5 delivery charge, but I think I may have ordered too much. I can always store them on the patio... or in the "fireplace".
6. Watch a ton of TV. Normally this wouldn't be "productive", but as anyone who knows me knows, I do my best work with a low level of distraction.
[As evidenced by this post I am NOT an English teacher.]
2. Drink coffee. And water. And juice. Basically just drink a lot, but not alcohol. Unless it's in coffee. Or water. Or Juice.
3. Lesson-plan, grade, and all that other teacher blah-blah.
4. Hang out with Shoop Shoop. Although, I haven't actually discussed that with her.
5. Get groceries delivered today. I ordered a lot to be worth the $5 delivery charge, but I think I may have ordered too much. I can always store them on the patio... or in the "fireplace".
6. Watch a ton of TV. Normally this wouldn't be "productive", but as anyone who knows me knows, I do my best work with a low level of distraction.
[As evidenced by this post I am NOT an English teacher.]
More things for Kristin, or Perry, as I like to call her.
* The weekend of productivity has begun! I went to sleep last night at 8. Yes, 8 PM. And (predictibly) I woke up before 7:00 AM. In the first half hour of productivity (It's 7:30 right now), I have made coffee, put in Home Movies, and I threw some stuff away.
* Season 1, Disc 3, episode 1 (on the disc) of Home Movies is my classroom. I actually had some students confuse biography with biology. However, my students are not 7 (as they are on the show); they are 14.
* The plan for today: Clean up my sty of an apartment. It may take forever, but I am prepared.
* Speaking of stys (sties?), one of my students told me she had a sty so she had to go to the doctor the previous day. I replied with "Eww Gross, get away." But it also reminded me of Sex and the City with the pigeon, which made me laugh.
* That's all I've got for now. I must continue with the Weekend of Productivity.
* Season 1, Disc 3, episode 1 (on the disc) of Home Movies is my classroom. I actually had some students confuse biography with biology. However, my students are not 7 (as they are on the show); they are 14.
* The plan for today: Clean up my sty of an apartment. It may take forever, but I am prepared.
* Speaking of stys (sties?), one of my students told me she had a sty so she had to go to the doctor the previous day. I replied with "Eww Gross, get away." But it also reminded me of Sex and the City with the pigeon, which made me laugh.
* That's all I've got for now. I must continue with the Weekend of Productivity.
Friday, November 03, 2006
A new update!
I've decided to make a post titled "Things Kristin would be interested to know." It was normally things I would just email her, but I thought, why not include everyone in on the fun?
* Oprah is a downer. However, Ellen is quite uplifting. Moral of the story: gay people are more entertaining. (It's science.)
* I just ordered approximately 3,500 servings of diet coke from fresh direct to be delivered to me tomorrow at 1:00 PM. However, I also just bought a 12-pack to tide me over until then.
* I have decided to be a hermit this weekend, not going out at all. It's very invigorating.
* I have also decided that historians will look back on this weekend as "That weekend that lindsey was productive". But, I will not start until tomorrow.
* Paris Hilton is dumb. I mean, like, really dumb.
* I often perch on the edge of my sofa to lean forward to type on my computer. After 20 minutes my back starts to hurt, and I realize that I own a laptop, and I can indeed place it on my the top of my lap.
* The two diet coke can holders you keep in the freezer are the best purchase I have ever made. I bought them when I was 11 for about 2 bucks each, and I have used them approximately 6 billion times.
* We (Kristin and I) should make a soap opera a part of our weekly show. Also-we shoud really start a show. We can start with an audio podcast, then video podcast, then Thursdays at 8:00 PM preceding The Office on NBC.
* If given the chance, I would definitely have sex with Ellen. But not Oprah. (Can you tell that I'm watching afternoon television while typing this?)
* I like those little cheeses covered in wax. I don't particuly like the cheese, but you can mold the wax into shapes. During a conference, I accidentally smeared a shiny wood table full of sticky wax because I was rolling it into a ball.
* 88 ounces is not 8 ounces, which is the mistake I made that caused my last purchase which is currently in my kitchen. Sigh.
* There is a store in my hometown that has "bag sales", where you can buy a bag of clothes for 5 dollars. It's like good-will. I want to buy all of my clothes there.
* The Britch Parliament on C-Span is by far the best show on televison. Hear hear! Poppycock!
The End. For Now. Dream of me.
* Oprah is a downer. However, Ellen is quite uplifting. Moral of the story: gay people are more entertaining. (It's science.)
* I just ordered approximately 3,500 servings of diet coke from fresh direct to be delivered to me tomorrow at 1:00 PM. However, I also just bought a 12-pack to tide me over until then.
* I have decided to be a hermit this weekend, not going out at all. It's very invigorating.
* I have also decided that historians will look back on this weekend as "That weekend that lindsey was productive". But, I will not start until tomorrow.
* Paris Hilton is dumb. I mean, like, really dumb.
* I often perch on the edge of my sofa to lean forward to type on my computer. After 20 minutes my back starts to hurt, and I realize that I own a laptop, and I can indeed place it on my the top of my lap.
* The two diet coke can holders you keep in the freezer are the best purchase I have ever made. I bought them when I was 11 for about 2 bucks each, and I have used them approximately 6 billion times.
* We (Kristin and I) should make a soap opera a part of our weekly show. Also-we shoud really start a show. We can start with an audio podcast, then video podcast, then Thursdays at 8:00 PM preceding The Office on NBC.
* If given the chance, I would definitely have sex with Ellen. But not Oprah. (Can you tell that I'm watching afternoon television while typing this?)
* I like those little cheeses covered in wax. I don't particuly like the cheese, but you can mold the wax into shapes. During a conference, I accidentally smeared a shiny wood table full of sticky wax because I was rolling it into a ball.
* 88 ounces is not 8 ounces, which is the mistake I made that caused my last purchase which is currently in my kitchen. Sigh.
* There is a store in my hometown that has "bag sales", where you can buy a bag of clothes for 5 dollars. It's like good-will. I want to buy all of my clothes there.
* The Britch Parliament on C-Span is by far the best show on televison. Hear hear! Poppycock!
The End. For Now. Dream of me.
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