Saturday, February 25, 2006

How did Barbie get pregnant when Ken has plastic underwear fused to his body?


I like how her legs would have to be removed for that baby to come out of her vagina. And even though it's *realistic*, she doesn't have any nipples.

This would be a great George Bush approach to sex ed. "If you have sex, YOU WILL get pregnant, and a child will be FORCED through THERE with much RIPPING and PAIN.

Oh yeah, and abortions and condoms aren't real... like Santa. But not like Jesus. Vote Republican! And homosexuality is wrong."

Reason #46,229 that I can never run for public office. Or work for someone who runs for public office. Or vote.

1 comment:

Carrie said...

and you KNOW that they don't give you some random plastic to fill up her stomach. Once that baby leaves, all she's got is a large void that can only be filled by more babies.