Cool people

Did you ever notice that the coolest people in the world are your friends?  I believe this for two reasons:

1.  I chose them to be my friends, therefore they are worthy of coolness.

2.  They chose me as a friend, which makes them cool just in itself.

Some may say, what if, empirically, I am not cool?  Then would my friends be un-cool by extension?  I say to you:  Die.  And stop reading my blog, uncool person.

I wrote this at 3:30 AM, so don't give me any crap about it's lack of coolness.  Cool?