I have reason to believe that my friend Kristin is going to run away and get married to a guy she met on the facebook. I have this, and only this to say to her:
Not to harp on a cow, but I know that you will run away to Disneyworld to get married. And although I realize that they have many witnesses such as Cinderella and Mickey, you really sould have a witness who isn't wearing a costume. So, you should take me. Also, take a guy who is single and attractive to keep me company. If he can hold a conversation, that's good too, but not required.
And I have to say that your wedding should be in the tower of terror, and that you should kiss right when the tower drops. And then drop the bouquet so it gets stuck in the fans and no one ever gets married again. Except me, to this attractive single somewhat-intelligent guy that you are going to set me up with.
And then we'll all go to Epcot center, where you can have your honeymoon in fake-France while I get drunk with my new husband in fake-Germany.
It's a plan.
1 comment:
Ahahahahaha! Deal. That is not one of the places I had ever thought of getting married (Tower of Terror that is). Very interesting idea.
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