In an attempt to have more blog posts with less work on my part, I am starting a series of polls.
You should answer the poll in the comments section, and sign your name. If you don't answer the poll, well, you're ruining it for everyone. RUINING IT!!!
Anywho, poll #1: Pet Peeves - What's your current biggest pet peeve?
Mine: People who walk slowly in front of you taking up the entire sidewalk.
Couple stops walking in busy sidewalk.
Man: "Honey is that the Empire State building?" (points at small newsstand)
Woman: "No, I think it's the Sears Tower... or Ground Zero."
Man: "Let's stand here, blocking the sidewalk, for several hours to ponder it."
Woman: "Okay, honey."
These people shouldn't be allowed to walk in public ever again. In fact, we should punish them publicly, a la Biblical stoning, so that they will serve as an example for everyone else.
Man: "Honey why are there so many yellow cars in New York City?"
Woman: "Hmm, I never noticed. Look, there's another one. And they all have lights on them!"
Man: "Let's call Bobby and ask him, maybe he kno- OWW! MY EYE! I'M BLINDED!"
Lindsey: "And let that be a lesson to the rest of you."
2 comments:
My current pet peeve: actors who don't know their lines.
Roommates who pick locks to get to YOUR washing machine right outside your bedroom at 2 a.m. then bang the doors, waking you up (just the thing the lock was intended to prevent.)
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