Tonight (last night) was by far the weirdest since I came to NY. It's possibly the most random of my life, but I'm far too close to it to make that kind of assumption.
Rather than give the blow by blow rundown, I'll tell you what sticks out in my head.
Citibar, pool, cuestick to eye, am nicknamed blowjob queen (what?!), $100, wait no - $50, laugh.
Bar Coastal, break up fight about cuestick to eye, continue to be referred to as blowjob queen.
Cab, people from Wisconsin beat women, guy threatens Dan, Dan threatens me, constant cycle.
Some strip club, people on my lap, dollars in g-strings, more almost-fights, no $20!, bathrooms without doors, goodbye Alan. (Is that even your name?)
Home with Dan, no food places deliver at 4 am, shh-don't wake Critter.
Gas station, donuts, pizza combos, bad sandwiches, diet coke.
Home again, TV shows, why is it light out at night?, goodbye Dan, blog, bed at 6:28 AM.
Sleep forever.
4 comments:
sounds appetizing.
Where are the hooker stories?
hmmm...as I still have to call you back from a couple days ago, I will be expecting a little more development to some of those things...
I can't make any sense of this.
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