When I buy a new book I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friends, is a dark side.

The best type of movie quote is one that is good even if you have not seen the movie. When Harry Met Sally is a very quotable movie. I like it.

Other quoteable movies:

*Ghostbusters - "Listen! Do you smell something?"

*Harold and Kumar - "You know the Holocaust? Picture the exact opposite of that."

*Hedwig - "When I think of all the people I have come upon in my travels I must think of all the people who have come upon me."

*Queer as Folk - "The thing you need to know is, it's all about sex. They say that men think about sex every 27 seconds. Of course, that's straight men. With gay men it's every 9."

*Sex and the City - "Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course, we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away."

*The Matchmaker - "Is being an idiot like being high all the time? No, it's like constantly being right."

*Bridget Jones' Diary - "At times like this, continuing with one's life seems impossible and eating the entire contents of one's fridge seems inevitable. I have two choices: To give up, and accept permanent state of spinsterhood and eventual eating by dogs-or not. This time I choose not."

*PCU - Pres. Garcia Thompson: "You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... MEAT on a peaceful vegan protest!
Droz: "Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds."

*Breakfast at Tiffany's - "You could always tell what kind of a person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you. I must say, the mind reels."

*Ferris Bueller - "I do have a test today. that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

*Tommy Boy - "It's called reading! Top to bottom, left to right... a group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps."


I love a good movie quote.