Breakfast is overrated. Why does everyone say it's the most important meal of the day? I think the other meals will feel sad, possibly suicidal.
My trainer (Richard) told me to have breakfast before our last training session. I thought I did. Apparently "2 large cups of black coffee and some residual toothpaste" does not make a good breakfast.
Today my breakfast is spaghetti sauce, ritz crackers, and coffee with cream and equal. I represent all food groups (the sauce is meat-flavored).
Wait... fruit... oh, my toothpaste is mint flavored. Is mint a fruit?
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I think it basically counts. It's leaves right? Leaves...lettuce...fruit...it's all relevant.
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