We all have circumstances that, when we are in them, nothing else seems to matter. You could be going down in a plane, having sex, or both; none of it matters.
For me, at least one of these circumstances is having to pee. At my "mixer" tonight I drank 2 pitchers of water. I went to the bathroom before I left, thinking I'd be fine, but apparently the water was hiding in my body somewhere. I suspect my left foot.
After a 90 minute subway ride (Brooklyn to UWS, with a train change in-between), I thought I was going to die. The motion of the train, the shape of the chair, the annoying-looking kid across from me... all of it reminded me of my full bladder. I actually had to alter the way I was walking it was so bad. But when I finally got to my apartment, it was fabulous.
My point is that 1. don't drink water, drink alcohol and 2. anything could have happened to me, and nothing would have mattered because my bladder was full.
Other such circumstances:
* Wearing shoes that are too small
* Realizing that I forgot to put on deodorant and am starting to sweat
* Having a sliver
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3 comments:
ooooooh that happened to me a-many times in Chile on the way to campus. those 1hr long rides on the subway were probably the longest 1hrs of my life.
other circumstances:
-paper cuts
-when you think you might've gotten your period and you are nowhere near a bathroom
-diarrhea
-tearing a hole in the crotch/ass area of your pants
Oooh, all good ones.
Oh I totally agree with the hole in the pants as I just did that yesterday and went out of my way to go home and change.
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