Saturday, April 29, 2006

Reader of the Week


It's Jess Berline, or as he likes to refer to himself, "Mr. Brocky".

I've known Jess for less than 2 months, but I feel as if we have a bond, a la the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. He is best known for his "Your Mom" jokes, asking me if I am a lesbian, and yelling at me to DRINK and TALK. He has two cats, Peekie and Mattie. And he's single! Oh, wait, no he's not... I forget sometimes.

Jovial
Endearing
Sexy! (I wish there was an M for Man-Candy)
Squash. He plays it. It's a sport of some kind.

Flibbertigibbit. His middle initial is "B", but come on, flibbertigibbit was too good to pass up.

Beer
Easy
Rogue, but not really. I just wanted to use the word.
Lascivious. I'll be honest, I had to look it up, but it's strangely appropriate.
I originally thought his last name was "Brocky," but that was apparently just a huge lie.
Newtonyc.org, which is how I met him but we don't like to tell people that.
Elevated... he's kind of tall... damnit, too many letters.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I was reader of the week I only got a poem of my first name. I feel that this is some sort of discrimination against non-man candies.

Anonymous said...

now do i have the right place?

Anonymous said...

btw hi kristin :)

Anonymous said...

hello :)

lindsey, i am very much looking forward to the private terrace with the midget door.

Anonymous said...

who is this guy? he is hot ooohh lala

shamrock said...

20 bucks says that was Vivek.

Anonymous said...

what is a vivek? that boy is hot though!!!

shamrock said...

How much will you give me for his phone number? :)

Anonymous said...

well...I would do almost anything to meet him :)