Saturday, June 03, 2006
Is this for real? (link)
"In summary, we can say that the Scripture supports and even encourages the act of oral sex between loving heterosexual partners. Moreover, the Bible specifically encourages fellatio to completion (orgasm) with the female partner consuming or swallowing the ejaculate. This prevents spilling seed, which is an affront to the Lord, and also provides spiritual benefit to the receiving partner. Oral sex has the added benefits of preventing unwanted pregnancies and helping couples satisfy their sexual urges while preserving their chastity until marriage. For these reasons, all Christian men and women should feel confident and comfortable including oral sex as part of their sexual life in accordance with God’s will."
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I was not really a follower of religion before this. But any document that says semen should be consumed or swallowed gets my vote. God bless us all.
who cares? just do it. free will, baby.
I'm reading a collection of short essays by Steve Martin. He makes fun of that passage using the cast of I Love Lucy. Ricky tells Lucy he had oral sex with one of his underlings at the club when Lucy asks him how his day went. Eventually, Lucy finds out Fred, Ethel, & Ricky were plotting against her, and that Fred & Ethel got money for taping conversations and phone calls with Lucy. Ricky did actually cheat on her... though, not in the biblical sense :-P
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