FAQs

1. How'd that poster-thing go?

My teaching observation went really well. The kids were rowdy, and my advisor told me to be a bit gentler with them (apparently my teaching style is a bit nazi-esque). They liked the posters.


2. Damn, aren't you a teacher yet?!

I only have two more weeks of training. I am supposed to be in some sort of seminar today, but... I decided I need a day off.


3. When are you coming back to Wisconsin?

I will be in Wisconsin from August 5-9, assuming my ticket isn't screwed up by the stupidest woman in the world (who works for United Airlines, fyi). It'll be a bit of a time-crunch, but if you want to hang out, let me know.


4. Are you still single?

Yes, although I may be dating this guy. Either I'm not, and we're just hanging out, or we're coming up on our 1-month anniversary. It's a toss-up, really.


5. So you're not a lesbian?

No.


6. What about that gay prom? And didn't you come out in high school?

We've been over this already!! If I was gay, I'd be gay, but I'm not. But I still think everyone is born bisexual.


7. When is Kristin visiting again?

August 15th. For a week.


8. You don't seem very excited about her coming. Is that because you hate her?

Yes. Wait. No. It's because the teaching fellows have sucked all excitement out of me. I'm actually very excited for her to come. I started making a list of things for us to do, but it's much more realistic than the last list.

-- Taco Taco, a great Mexican restaurant 10 feet from me with hot Mexican waiters
-- Pinocchio's, a great Italian restaurant 15 feet from me with [hopefully] hot Italian waiters
-- MOMA - probably won't happen, but it could be entertaining
-- Lots of Trevor-watching and general hanging out on my patio/roof
-- Drinking. Much drinking.


9. Do you have mice in your apartment?

Yes.


10. Are we still friends?

No. Unless you email me, then yes.