The Office

Michael: My charity will be "Afghanistanis with AIDS"

Jim: Nope, I think you mean "The Aid to Afghanistan."

Michael: No, I mean "Afghanistanis with AIDS"

Phyllis: Afghani.

Michael: No, that's a dog.

Pam: That's Afghan.

Michael: No that's a shawl.

Dwight: Dogs with AIDS?

Michael: No, people with AIDS!

Creed: Who has AIDS?

Jim: Guys, ... the Afghanistanannis.