I've decided to make a post titled "Things Kristin would be interested to know." It was normally things I would just email her, but I thought, why not include everyone in on the fun?
* Oprah is a downer. However, Ellen is quite uplifting. Moral of the story: gay people are more entertaining. (It's science.)
* I just ordered approximately 3,500 servings of diet coke from fresh direct to be delivered to me tomorrow at 1:00 PM. However, I also just bought a 12-pack to tide me over until then.
* I have decided to be a hermit this weekend, not going out at all. It's very invigorating.
* I have also decided that historians will look back on this weekend as "That weekend that lindsey was productive". But, I will not start until tomorrow.
* Paris Hilton is dumb. I mean, like, really dumb.
* I often perch on the edge of my sofa to lean forward to type on my computer. After 20 minutes my back starts to hurt, and I realize that I own a laptop, and I can indeed place it on my the top of my lap.
* The two diet coke can holders you keep in the freezer are the best purchase I have ever made. I bought them when I was 11 for about 2 bucks each, and I have used them approximately 6 billion times.
* We (Kristin and I) should make a soap opera a part of our weekly show. Also-we shoud really start a show. We can start with an audio podcast, then video podcast, then Thursdays at 8:00 PM preceding The Office on NBC.
* If given the chance, I would definitely have sex with Ellen. But not Oprah. (Can you tell that I'm watching afternoon television while typing this?)
* I like those little cheeses covered in wax. I don't particuly like the cheese, but you can mold the wax into shapes. During a conference, I accidentally smeared a shiny wood table full of sticky wax because I was rolling it into a ball.
* 88 ounces is not 8 ounces, which is the mistake I made that caused my last purchase which is currently in my kitchen. Sigh.
* There is a store in my hometown that has "bag sales", where you can buy a bag of clothes for 5 dollars. It's like good-will. I want to buy all of my clothes there.
* The Britch Parliament on C-Span is by far the best show on televison. Hear hear! Poppycock!
The End. For Now. Dream of me.
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Lindsey almost consented to have sex with me. All I need to do is find the real Ron Livingston.
I think she would need to know that.
Oh sex class pervert jason, i already knew that. but thank you.
- I've never actually watched oprah. but i'm sure i would agree because ellen is my hero.
- I order 1 bottle of diet coke from madtown munchies yesterday! virtually the same.
- I love being a hermit. Most other people I know don't understand and always want me to "do things" and be "social". I say fuck you to them.
- I've already noted that in my lindsey historian journal
- And how.
- Ahahahaha.
- I should probably buy one. Where did you buy them?
- It could be called "As the Linstin Turns" or "All my Linstin" or "Guiding Linstin"
- No contest.
- My dad used to photograph cheeses covered in wax. I don't actually remember what they tasted like but we would get to keep them after he was done taking their pictures (for whatever company was selling wax cheese)
- Mmmm...that's a common mistake. I've never made it but...still common.
- Lets go to this store. Come back right now.
- Tally ho!
Dream of me.
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