* I am currently wearing a winter hat (with ear flaps and strings, and a puffball on top), a college t-shirt, and rolled up sweatpants. (All in different shades of red).
* I get up at 6:30 AM on Saturdays and clean, although that is the ONLY time that I clean.
* I shred lots of things in my shredder. In fact, I shred every chance I get. I am tempted to shred the NY Times.
* I have an odd schedule for someone who works a regular job. It's not uncommon for me to go to bed at 5 (am OR pm) and wake up at 5 (am OR pm).
* I watch weird shows.
* I talk to myself. I often laugh at jokes in the shower. Often they are ones that I previously made. "Hah! I said that yesterday. That was HILARIOUS."
* I get lots of deliveries. Let's leave this one alone.
* I have lots of visitors. Some at odd hours.
* I produce a lot of garbage - most of it is Diet Coke containers.
* They hear me shouting things like "BREW NOW BROWN COW" and "THATS MY HOUSE" - even though I live alone.
* I watch them.
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4 comments:
- Will you please take a picture of yourself in said outfit? You could ask Mitch to do it.
- Who doesn't?
- Ooooh. Do it!
- The British Parliment is NOT weird.
- Ahahahaha. I laugh to myself on the street.
- "Deliveries".
- "Visitors"
- "Diet Coke"
- Ahahahahaha
- That's creepy. Even though I do it too.
PS. I just saw your house on Ghostbusters!
Can I be one of those odd hours visitors? I'll bring fake Ron (with lederhosen).
Here we go again, another month without a post. Let's get on it.
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