Annoy your roommate

Not that I would do any of these things, but just in case, don't tell Adam (my roommate). We'll ignore the fact that he reads this blog...

1. Buy a wardrobe. Sit in it and wait. When your roommate gets home, jump out of the wardrobe and tell your roommate you've been to Narnia. Tell him this until he agrees to go into the wardrobe to prove that there is a Narnia. Lock the wardrobe. Go on vacation.

2. Ask your roommate to pose for a portrait. Leave.

3. Become your own twin sister and tell your roommate that you and your brother never appear in the same place at once. Tell your roommate the same thing again after leaving and coming back into the room.

4. Call your friend "Kristin" and talk to her on the phone while you watch the same tv show. If your roommate joins you, continue talking to Kristin as if she was there. Talk about your roommate as if he was not there. Tell Kristin every few minutes that you're glad your roommate can't hear you. If he talks to you, start crying and shouting "Can't you see I'm on the phone?!"

5. Buy a lava lamp. Stare at it for hours, imitating its movements with your face. Explain to your roommate that you have established a connection with the spirit world through the lava lamp. Tell your roommate that "Grandma said 'hi.'"

6. Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.

7. Walk, talk, and dress like a cowboy at all times. If your roommate inquires, tell him/her, "Don't worry, little buckaroo. You'll be safe with me."

8. Get a bunkbed. Sleep face down under your mattress on the bunkbed and stare at your roommate all night through the springs.


Most of these were taken from www.roommatetricks.com.