Great questions

Michael: "Now, miss, we're all adults here so can I ask you a question?"
Me: "Um,..."
Michael?: "Okay, so one of my friends told me that if somebody cums on your face, it'll cure your acne. Is that true?"
Me: "Well, Michael.... I'm not sure which one of your friends told you this or what circumstances it was under, but I'm afraid you were lied to."
Michael: "Oh."
Me: "And you probably shouldn't hang out with that person anymore."


I think it shows great retstraint that I did not use my original response "Well, what do you think Proactiv is made of?"