When I was a little kid I'd wake up early on Saturday mornings and watch cartoons.
I still do that.
But, there are some key differences that show I am an adult now.
1. I drink coffee during the cartoons.
2. I usually don't eat cereal for breakfast because I probably forgot to buy milk. Or cereal. Or a bowl.
3. Instead of procrastinating doing homework, now I procrastinate grading homework. And also doing homework (but for grad school instead of grade school)*.
4. My living room is considerably messier now that I don't have my mom to clean it.
5. Instead of jumping out of bed and running to the TV, I now just kind of stumble there.
6. I'm taller. Slightly.
So as you can see, I've come a long way in the past 20 years.
*I wrote this very early in the morning. Please do not judge me by the bad puns made here.
1 comment:
I don't have milk either. For my Fruit/Froot Loops. Which my mom never let us eat anyway. So, yay adulthood.
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