I love you, Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil is one of the smartest people in the world, I'm convinced of it. His shows have gotten a little trashy (and really, who doesn't love that), but I really like his books. I bought his weight loss book and granted I haven't finished it, but he knows infinitely more than most other health book writers - and that's not even his specialty!

So I bought another one of his books "Love Smart: Find the one you want, Fix the one you got." I bought it on Amazon of course because I wouldn't be caught dead buying this book in a book store.

I'm only on page 10, but so far I learned that Dr. Phil, as a child, thought that dogs were boys and cats were girls and that's why they didn't get along. I thought that too! Dr. Phil we are the same person!! Let's get Diet Coke sometime.

Also, I like this out-of-context quote: "I want us to be proactive like the vulture sitting up on a telephone line who looks at the other vulture and says, "Forget this waiting, I'm going to go kill something." Good point, Dr. Phil, but maybe killing something wasn't the best analogy to make.

The muppet is Dr. Feel, who is on Sesame Street. When someone makes a muppet to resemble me, my life will be complete.