April 12! (link)

I'm going to help clean up a NYC park in Brooklyn. If you're anywhere near NYC, you should come help. I'll even buy you a Diet Coke.

If you're not in NYC, or you don't particularly want to pick up NYC garbage (I don't blame you), you should donate! My goal is $5,000, and as I post this I am at a whopping $0, so I need your help. Any donation would be great, even as little as $5 - you can donate online using this link or you can give to me in person. You can check this link to see a picture of me picking up trash... and one of my face, in case you forgot what I looked like. Doesn't that face make you want to give money? Aww, you know it does!

Thanks, and I love you. Unless you didn't donate, and then I merely like you.

Penis-obsessed? (link)

Go here, the Icelanedic Phallological Museum. It's a museum entirely devoted to the penii (penises?) of every land and sea mammal found in Iceland.

From my page-a-day calendar

"Sex makes you happy, and happy people don't run a 3:47 mile."

--Marty Liquori, a famous miler, on why it's better to abstain from sex before an important race.


The parasitic disease, Chagas disease, is caused by the protozoa Trypanosoma cruzi. It is transmitted by the giant reduvid bug, or kissing bug. But you don't get it from kissing or being kissed. This lovely bug defecates in your eye while biting you on the face.