April 12! (link)

I'm going to help clean up a NYC park in Brooklyn. If you're anywhere near NYC, you should come help. I'll even buy you a Diet Coke.

If you're not in NYC, or you don't particularly want to pick up NYC garbage (I don't blame you), you should donate! My goal is $5,000, and as I post this I am at a whopping $0, so I need your help. Any donation would be great, even as little as $5 - you can donate online using this link or you can give to me in person. You can check this link to see a picture of me picking up trash... and one of my face, in case you forgot what I looked like. Doesn't that face make you want to give money? Aww, you know it does!

Thanks, and I love you. Unless you didn't donate, and then I merely like you.